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1: Magic Tricks Supplier
I was a part-time magician for many years. It is my reputation "man MAGIC" Among my friends and colleagues. Since I am not a professional, I never play on stage. What I do is called "Close-Up" tricks. This means that I can play with only a small number of spectators, namely: 1 - 5 people at once. Fokusov I play very simple. I play with coins, paper, postcards, a glass of beer, a piece of cloth or something around us. The result is huge.

2: Drinks n Stinks for March Madness
It all starts with Selection Sunday – March 15, 2009. Then, two days later, March Madness kicks off with its opening-round game. Bored yet? But for what seems like the better part of the population, college basketball’s annual championship tournament takes over idle office chatter at the water cooler and sucks all the fun out of weekend TV viewing. Unless, of course, you’re a fan, then all bets are off.

3: Planning the perfect April Fool's prank
Hey there pranksters! I’ve gotten a ton of requests for a prank-a-day, so I’m going to be starting that in April. But in the meantime, here’s my thoughts on getting ready for our big day this year…

4: Funny Pictures
They say a picture is worth ten thousand words; they say it right. And if we say a funny picture is worth your precious smile; we are also justified. In a competitive era when life is so fast (and furious at times) if you have got something that makes you forget about the tiresome routine and heavy and stressful workload for sometime; you are really lucky.

5: My big fat fart list
Everyone does it. Nobody wants to admit it…Passing gas. Farting. Or worse, sharting — eeck! And just like most are quick to blame their neighbor in cubicle land for that silent but deadly one, everyone has a term for it.

So behold The Fart List! I’m starting with the first 100 terms I found. It’s here that you’ll find every term for that funny act of ass rumbling: from the classic (Flatulence) to the crazy (the Mariah Carey), just let one rip and have fun reading.

6: Stinky Steven’s Guide to Gassy Moments & Pooping at Work
Let’s talk about gas. No, not the price of gas – though in this instance the price can be quite costly – we’re talking farts here, people. Silent But Deadly, Rippers and the Terd Burglars who are frequent offenders.

7: How (and When) Women Fart
Just like our parents taught us, there’s a time and a place for everything. And farting is no different. While guys can be forward and direct and just let ‘em rip and talk about them (instead of feelings) for hours, for women, farting is an entirely different beast. So pay attention here, ladies, Farty Frieda is here to provide you with an invaluable lesson on letting the ass gas go.

8: If I could prank a celebrity, here’s what I’d do…
Ashton Kutcher has “Punk’d,” and while that provided some entertainment, it’s gotten a bit old. Instead, here’s a list of five celebrities we’d like to prank – from the Jonas brothers meeting their predecessors in the ring to A-Roid getting a dose of “reality,” let the pranks begin

9: How to Feel Comfortable at an Online Casino
When you first play at a online Casino it may seem a little strange to you. Here are some tips and hints to help you get comfortable so you enjoy all they have to offer.

10: Top 5 Tips for Staying Sane During Holiday Shopping Season
Well yes, it’s that time of year again when shoppers descend on the malls, fight for parking and get nasty at the checkout counter. It’s the kickoff of 30 days of absolute madness for the gift giving season. This is capitalism at it’s best.

11: Poop for Peace - Coming to StinksnThings.com!
While it’s not always easy to find unity between those with differing religious beliefs, there are still a few commonalities that every human being shares, and that’s the starting point to a peaceful society. So on April 17, 2009, “take some time to think when you take your time to stink” as you celebrate the sixth annual Poop for Peace day with StinksNThings.com, one of this year’s proud sponsors!

12: Do We Judge A Book By The Way It It'S Cover Smells?
Is there a link between respect and personal hygene? From comic scenes in films where we are made to laugh from the ridiculous outcomes of 'smelly people' we daren't go near in our everyday lives. Why do we laugh? Is it the fact that we too agree with the people who suffer rather than sympathise with the people who accidentally cause the suffering.

13: Auction has specific rules and regulations
There are rural auctions featuring livestock and equipment, free-wheeling automotive auctions where the rich and famous bid on rare and classic cars and Internet auctions where bargain hunters shop from the comfort of home, antique auctions and more. All of these bring excitement, whether you're placing a bid or just biding your time as a spectator.

14: Funny SMS Jokes and humor - Way to happiness
Humor is very worthy part of one's personal life, as well as professional life. Humor is very important in our discussion to keep the people around us happy. The sense of humor is compulsory for keeping your image physically powerful and for budding beefy rapport.

15: Basic web site design is about giving your visitors a positive experience
It's sometimes easy to lose track of the reason behind the things you do. This can be particularly true in the case of website building. Sometimes we get so caught up in all the elements and fancy do-dads that we forget it's not about us but about our visitors.

16: Funny Animal Pictures to Brighten your Day
Fun Pics to Brighten your Day and Lighten your Heart


Of the many things that could make people happy, looking at fun pics always produce a contagious laughter that infects everyone around. No one can deny the fact that almost everyone in the planet could appreciate all there is to laughter even if it means looking at funny pictures. Funny images formed out of someone else’s misfortune, as long as the person did not get seriously hurt are worth a good laugh.

17: Software Resale Rights is Fun And Extremely Profitable
With so many diverse business opportunities for the would be entrepreneur available through the internet, it may be difficult for a newbie to decide which business path is the best, and so with this in mind I will present a case for becoming a reseller.

18: AS SEEN ON TV – How the telly changed our homes
I saw some new variety of cookies in Tesco the other day - in the cereals aisle. I think they were yet another one of those substitutes for a sensible breakfast, marketed, presumably, at the apparentl

19: What Are Your Bathroom the Spa Treatment?
Think back to the last time you treated yourself to a spa day. It's not just about the facial or the massage; depending on the facility, your experience began when you were greeted at the door and offered a glass of wine or other refreshment. Another person handed you a cushy, luxurious robe and escorted you to a private room where you soaked in a hot whirlpool tub until you indulged in your spa treatment. You left on wobbly legs, feeling

20: Icon Chefs Surmount the Household Kitchen
The celebrity chef is here to stay and these personalities have made their presence felt in every kitchen in the land.

Led by Fanny Craddock in the 1960's, followed by the Galloping Gourmet Graham Kerr in the 1970's and then by Michel and Albert Roux in the 1980's, there is no doubt that the current huge proliferation of celebrity chefs is a sign of the times and evidence that they are here to stay


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